Man at Work

This is me eating lunch.

Tacos Just Got Tastier

Last night my family had tacos for dinner.  Home made meat/bean mixture, your usual taco veggies (lettuce, tomato [which is a fruit technically]), an assortment of cheese, and ranch dressing is what we usually have to make our tacos.  As you can see, I am a fan of using the Old El Paso yellow corn taco shells.  I usually eat about 5 every time we have tacos.  I finished off a box that we had, and I was very disappointed with the last shell from the box.  The opening was narrow, making it almost impossible to put anything inside of it.  I struggled for at least 2 minutes to assemble my taco...that's 2 minutes that I could've spent eating a taco that took me less than 30 seconds to prepare!!!  Fortunately, we had another box of hard shells.  But this box was different.  It was much more...glorious.  You could feel the greatness emanating from it.  Then, THIS bad boy came to the rescue as I was about to prepare another taco.  I wish I had the box to reference to right now, but take a look at this taco...what do you see?

Need a better look?  Here's a bigger picture.Please tell me you can see it!!!

Can you see it yet?  Maybe we should try one more time...

Look right above this text.

Notice the flat surface on the base of the taco.  This flat surface allows the taco to sit up straight, no matter what is in it!!!  Every other shell has a rounded base, so you can't stand it up like that!  And not only that, but having a flat surface means that you can fit MORE stuff in there!!!  This is like the Big Mac of hardshell tacos!!!  Imagine what a promotion this could be for the taco food chains around the world!  Taco Bell, Del Taco, Taco Maker, Taco Time....if you used these type of shells I am confident your customers would BEG at the register to get one of these.  You could even charge a bit more for them if you want!  It's a win win!  You get your money, we get what we pay for.  This is seriously such a good idea!!  I hope you realize the breakthrough this is in the realm of food.

Tacos just got tastier, my friends!!

The Bed Intruder Song

 
Part 2 of what I posted yesterday.  Watch yesterday's video to understand the point of this post (if there is one to begin with).  Also, sorry for the video quality, my webcam is not very high quality itself.  I DO NOT OWN THIS SONG!!!  Click the picture below to see what inspired me to do this.


Here are the LYRICS so you can sing along:
He's climbin in yo windows
He's snatchin yo people up
Tryna rape 'em so ya'll need to hide your kids
Hide your wife, hide your kids, hide your wife
Hide your kids, hide your wife
And hide your husbands cuz they rapin eerbody out here!

You don't have to come and confess,
We're lookin for you!
We gon' find you, we gon' find you!
So you can run and tell THAT!  Run and tell THAT!  Run and tell THAT!
HOMEBOY!
HOME-HOME-HOMEBOY!

We got yo T-Shirt you done left fingaprints and all, you are so DUMB!
You are really DUMB!
Fuh real!
The man got away leaving behind evidence
I was attacked by some idiot in the projects.
So dumb!  So dumb!  So dumb!  SOOOO!!!

(Repeat first 2 parts)

They rapin everybody out here

Here's something that has been cracking me up the past couple of days!